Say what??

So I’m checking my email this afternoon. Generally I just quickly skim the subject lines to ascertain which ones I need to keep and which ones I can trash without opening. Suddenly I read: “Your Bra Has Met Its Match!”

Mm Hmm…  Really…

My brain immediately went into overdrive trying to figure out what (or who) my bra has met its match with. I’m sure most of the women reading this are now wondering the same thing. In fact I’m sure some of you may even be giggling heartily or even snorting vinaigrette dressing through your nose (Kathy) as you can probably guess some of the thoughts I had!

I was also trying to figure out WHY my bra is apparently in some type of competition but more importantly I was also wondering WHEN this “match” was actually happening?!? Does this occur when they are innocently hanging up to dry or does this covertly happen at night when they are in their drawer and I am sleeping??

All this runs through my mind right before my eyes come to rest on the sender’s name. Victoria’s Secret. Ahh… That definitely explains the subject line and I have to give credit to their marketing department. Of course now that my interest has been piqued and my work flow has been disrupted I figured I might as well read the email and see what all the fuss was about.

To sum up: “There’s a panty for every body.”

Sorry ladies, I know that was rather anti-climactic. I too was disappointed… 😉